Laughter is food for the soul
Bill gets his paycheck and notices that he's been overpaid. He decides not to say a word about it to anyone.
Next month he gets his paycheck and notices he's been underpaid so he goes to see his boss.
Bill: "Hey, I was shortchanged on my paycheck... what gives?"
Boss: "What? We overpaid you last month and you didn't say a word... now we underpay you and you want to complain?"
Bill: "Hey, one mistake I can overlook... but not two!"
Anonymous
" Lord, let me catch something... please, please, please, PLEASE!!!! "
Be careful what you ask for,
you might just get it. LOL
Question: Why can't a person be sued in the North Pole?
Answer: Because of the Santa clause. Pastor Ford
Next
A man gets a cell-phone call...
"Hello?"
"Honey... where are you?
"I'm on the 405 freeway, why?
"Have you heard the news?"
"What news?"
"There's a crazy nut driving down the wrong side of the 405 freeway!"
"What do you mean? There's a thousand of them!"
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